Sunday, October 29, 2006

It's my birthday and I'll beg if I want to...

Usually, before my birthday, I create an elaborate wish list for anyone who wishes to buy me something. You know, so they dont have to fuss and worry over what to get me (should they choose to gift me anything at all which is certainly not required). But this year I've decided to do things a bit differently.

See, I'm trying to get out of debt which makes the shopaholic in me very sad. And sometimes the devil in me wins and then I feel guilty for spending the money and prolonging the debt. Plus, I have this house I'm trying to decorate on a budget and does anyone know how expensive fucking curtains are? So, if anyone does want to gift me anything this year, may I suggest the gift of shopping? Here are a few suggestions:

Target (of course)
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
West Elm
Joann's
Ikea

I'm sure there are others, but I am quite sleepy...

Friday, October 27, 2006

PeteMoss

The ladies of Go Fug Yourself concerning the future ex-husband of Kate Moss...
He's like the dating equivalent of wearing acid-washed short-shorts to your grandmother's funeral: totally inappropriate to the point that people begin to wonder if you've had a head injury.
Read the rest here, it's fucking hilarious: Fugshambles